>get stoned out of my mind and take a walk in the park in the middle of the night>some dude jumps out of the bushes and pulls me to the ground
>try to kick and scream, but he manages to pull my pants down and takes out his cock
>when he sees I have a cock and balls, he looks at me with revulsion, punches me in the balls and runs off
>left laying on the ground with tears and snot running down my face in stunned silence
>when I go to the police station to report it, the police lady at the counter looks me up and down judgementally and laughs when I tell her what happened
>leave and walk home in embarrassment