>be dreamybull>decide to make gay porn of myself where i shoves dildos in my ass, while slobbering and spitting everywhere from the pleasure it gives me as i splooge everywhere and all over myself
>do this until people on social media start spreading my gay porn videos and become viral sensation with zoom bombings and cropped memes, with exposure from every fucking streamer and platform on this planet
>huh? oh thats right... I HAVE A FAMILY!!!
>literally ruin my fucking family and ensure that my offspring will be bullied because their dad is "dreamybull" and he makes gay porn
>ruin any potential for my family to live a peaceful life now that everyone knows what they look like, and that they are associated with a dildo loving twink who ejaculates everywhere and slobbers all over himself from cumming
he may be retarded