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my gf has always had this thing since we started dating that if I’m leaning over something or standing facing away from her when she’s there, she’ll walk over and smack my ass, which is fine and I’m well used to it by now (we’ve been together just over a year now) but Im staying at her house for a bit over the holidays and around afternoon today I had my laptop set down on her kitchen table while I was leaned over looking up smth quickly while cooking. Gf comes in and as per usual smacks me on the ass, this time a good few times and harder as she keeps going. Cue both her parents having walked through the front door and down the hallway to the kitchen while she’s mid spank. Awkward chuckling ensues while her step dad makes some comment of “ahah looks like we’ll knock next time” or some shit and I’m just sitting there trying to process that they have just entered the room to me bent over a table in a skirt getting my fucking ass slapped by their daughter fellas do I kill myself I cannot look these people in the eyes again