>be trans lucasfilm crew member>working on-set of the new star wars show
>aware that toob will be on-set
>one morning before shooting, my supervisor asks me to go to toob's trailer to let her know they're ready to shoot
>holy fuck I'm gonna meet toob
>walk to her trailer
>it's rocking back and forth violently, and I can hear grunting
>knock on the door
>hear toob shout "OI I'LL BE OUT IN A JIFFY!!"
>wtf is going on
>I open the door and am greeted by the sight of toob, completely naked, fucking a petite young woman
>"OI MATE, WATCH THIS... I'M GONNA TOOOOOOOB!!!"
>toob let's out a bassy moan before dropping the poor woman to the ground
>I tell my supervisor about the incident
>turns out the woman was actually a young 19yo passoid intern that got coerced into sex by big toob for money
>toob is immediately kicked from production and replaced
not gonna be in the show, girls...