>be Steve Bing>silver spoon from birth
>private schools
>parents buy you into Stanford
>inherit $600 million
>drop out of school
>never marry
>blow your entire fortune making cinematic masterpieces like Kangaroo Jack
>kill yourself
>still have two children, one of which is a successful model and actor
>the biggest cishet failure, possibly of all time, beats me forever automatically simply by not being sterile or gay and accidentally rawing someone a few times
Why live?