>be me, straight male>edging for 45 minutes now, brain fully fried.
>in a moment of porn induced goon haze, decide for some reason that i gotta at least try to fuck myself in the ass
>hesitantly lube the backend of my hairbrush, brain still in critical condition
>try to ease it in while jetking it to femboys
>little difficult at first but try to relax, i was on a mission
>push it like 4 inches in
>an hour of edging instantly goes down the drain
>I cum BUCKETS, like i literally stop stroking and i still explode.
>eyes rolling, toes curling, tongue hanging silly.
>best nut I've ever experienced
>somehow no shame after
I can see what the hype is about now, I'd like to make my official introduction to the board here. I'm Anthony, a fledgling faggot. Pleased to meet you all.